if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I still have a little drunk in my system
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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