found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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