love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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