just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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