I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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