He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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