singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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