Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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