Don't you send me to vm
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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