Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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