no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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