She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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