K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
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I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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