i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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