I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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