break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
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He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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