Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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