last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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