can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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