"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I think your dad took our porno
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So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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