I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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