I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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