toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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