I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Don't EVER smell your tampon
they're like a gay fantastic four
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah