Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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