Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
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gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
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