Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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