Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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