Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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