dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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