Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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