How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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