I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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