is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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