On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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