Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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