Dual....:-)
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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