I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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