i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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