Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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