Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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