My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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