It's like God shit irony all over that family
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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