Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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