Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
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He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
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He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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