do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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