im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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