The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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