Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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