DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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