from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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