Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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