And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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