Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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