I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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