I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
