Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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