Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
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almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
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First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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