So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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