literally had 100 drinks last night.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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