Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
BRING THE BAGELS
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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